My 10 Favorite Pinterest Health Quotes
I am a bit of a health nut (emphasis on the nut). That just means that I try to be healthy, but I do it with a sense of humor. I try not to take anything too seriously.
Don’t get the wrong idea. I do care about eating right and exercising. I like being healthy. However, I’m not fanatical about it. I don’t think a trip to McDonalds or a delicious maple bar is going to kill me. That being said, I have a set of Pinterest quotes that I think do a great job of describing my health nut status. Here they are.
I hate when I think I’m buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home I realize they are just REGULAR donuts.
I’m getting real sick and tired of food having calories.
Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence.
I’m not running AWAY from something. I’m running TOWARD something. Specifically, toward a pan of brownies.
When someone says “I forgot to eat.” I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.
Stop rewarding yourself with food. You are not a dog.
5K mommy 3.1 miles of peace and quiet.
When I exercise, I wear black. It’s like I’m going to a funeral…for my fat.
Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts…simultaneously.
I’m not losing weight. I’m getting rid of it. I have no intention of finding it again.
Joy Larson is a mother of four boys, graduate of the University of Montana, animal lover and writer.