I learned about the poop knife this week and can't stop sharing this fascinating info with anyone and everyone. I talked about it on the air yesterday and got bombarded with your messages asking "what in the actual...!?"

So this guy posted on Reddit that he didn't realize until he was 22 years old that not every family has a poop knife. Here's his captivating tale of a lesson learned.

via reddit
via reddit

Though this was posted more than a year ago, you really have to appreciate the comments - the person who has poop scissors, and the guy who has a poop ruler. Plus, the fact that his wife had been using the poop knife to open Amazon packages, their house is a biohazard, they have to burn it to the ground! Funny (literal) shit though, right? Do YOU have a poop knife?