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A while back, we told you about a chick who’d had a dozen surgeries in an effort to wind up with the world’s biggest rack. Right now she has an L-cup, but which seems pretty massive — until you see the ZZZ-cup being hauled around by a woman named Annie. And hers are completely home-grown.

We all love Montana, that’s why we live here. However, it seems in the past, there was a need for some laws that we don’t find quite relevant anymore. Although, with some of these laws, I’m not sure why they ever would have been necessary, but what do I know? Read them and see ...

X-ray scanners have caught air travelers with all sorts of strange and embarrassing things in their carry-on luggage. But it would be hard to top the images captured last week at the Shar-Jah Airport in the United Arab Emirates when an Egyptian couple stuffed their five-month-old in a suitcase and tried to sneak him past security.

Congratulations to Miss Hope for taking home first prize at the first-ever Humpy Awards. Miss Hope, an eight-year-old Jack Russell terrier, was the best dog when it came to leg-humping according to judges. LOL! Ok, now the truth behind the Humpy Awards: it's not entirely legit, it's actually just a marketing video for a new AMC show called Small Town Security, but it's creative as hell and hilario

A down-and-out New Mexico woman has put her “slightly used” soul up for auction on eBay. The starting price is only $2,000, which, if you think about it, is a great price for an immortal soul. Any takers?

Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.

If you have been scouring the internet looking for the most inappropriate gift you can give someone, you’re in luck: the Flatulence Deodorizer is here.

Anyone can pass a friend a beer, but these guys do it with style. Try it when you're throwing back a few with friends this 4th of July!

An 8-year-old hairless Chinese Crested named Mugly has been crowned the World’s Ugliest Dog for the second time in his career.

Don’t expect to nab a necklace containing Madonna‘s DNA a la Justin Bieber any time soon. The Material Girl is making sure she leaves no skin cells or hair behind. Madge reportedly employs a sterilization team to come in and clean up her dressing rooms after concerts on her current tour, wiping away any traces or remnants of her DNA so that it won’t be stolen. So it’s literally removing the ‘DNA’

The drug war is a giant mess. Don’t believe it? As the late comedian Bill Hicks once pointed out, “That would imply that there is a war and the people who are on drugs are winning it.”

If you already think eating calamari — aka squid — is disgusting, we’re guessing the fact that biting into one could launch a whole mess of squid sperm into your mouth probably won’t help any.