The restaurant joke goes like this: Customer - "Do you serve crabs here?" Waiter - "Sir, we serve anybody." Well, the ocean-type crab will be served, buffet-style, Saturday evening, March 23, at Hamilton City Hall, 223 South Second Street. The Hamilton Downtown Association's "Crab Feast" raises money for community activities and almost always sells out every year. Advance $40 tickets are available at Chapter One Book Store.

The doors at the Bedford Building will open at 6 p.m. and the buffet line will start at 7 p.m., according to organizers. There will be beer and wine for sale, silent auction items and a raffle or two. So don't be crabby and get your tickets early.

(Image by S.Fullerton)