FAST WEDDING: You met… BAM… then you got married! How quick did you tie the knot?

BASHED IN THE HEAD: The other day Greg T was walking through an apple orchard and BAM he bashed his head on a branch. What did you hit your head on?

BUTT TALK: If your butt could talk, would it say? Talk as your butt! We are all listening!

I HELPED MYSELF: Greg T was recently at a Funeral and helped himself to refill the mint bowl because the woman who is supposed do the refilling DIDN’T DO IT! Where were you when you ‘helped yourself’?

STOLE FROM THE HOTEL: People steal stuff from hotels all the time! Greg T thinks about doing it. What did you get away with stealing from a hotel?!