Look, I love eating pizza. And I love getting paid. But I always assumed that I would never be able to combine the two. It just never seemed like it would happen... UNTIL NOW!

Apparently, this company called Ooni, which makes wood-fired pizza ovens, is looking to hire regular people to taste pizza for them. Hey, I'm a regular people!

Here's how it works: you get hired, and Ooni sends you an oven for you to make pizza in. You make the pizza yourself, but they pay for the ingredients. Pay depends on experience, but you could make anywhere from $300 to $1000.

To apply, you have to send Ooni a video by October 14th explaining why you would be a great pizza taste tester. So, if I suddenly disappear on October 15th, just know that I have decided to live the rest of my life as a pizza hermit, only to emerge to get more ingredients for my pizza.

(P.S. Just in case you're looking for the best pizza around town, we've got you covered on that front, too.)