What exactly IS Testy Festy? Do people REALLY eat balls? Do I need to worry about my safety? These are some of the more common questions we get asked each year. So instead of just entering this year's event blindly with little to no knowledge of what you are getting yourself into, we recommend you first cruise through some essential reading. See our Top 5 Things You'll Need to Survive This Year's Testicle Festival then check out some pretty handy insider tips in this video catalog below:

(Editor's note: intentionally buried at the bottom of the page to avoid further embarrassment is a bonus video of me stuffing a TON of bull balls in my mouth at last year's Rocky Moutain Oyster eating competition. Please don't push play...)