Barbie

Amy Schumer didn't think life in plastic would be so fantastic after all.

Mermaid Barbie's never slayed harder.

It's been over a decade since Barbie's tattoos stirred up parental outrage.

The all-American man is changing, but America isn't ready.

The Dark Tower opening in January felt like a bad sign, given that the first month of the year is typically a dumping ground for less-promising films. Inspiring a healthy bit of optimism, Sony has pushed the release back a month to February 2017, while also shifting dates for similarly long-gestating films Bad Boys 3 and Barbie — the latter of which remains without a director, so we’ll see how long that release date sticks.

Reese Witherspoon has begun development on a biopic of Ruth Handler, best known as the creator behind the Barbie doll.

According to an online forum, Barbie will be released in a variety of Montana styles and fashions.

One man is giving Barbie a realistic make over. Nickolay Lamm is a Pittsburgh-based artist and blogger who has used retouching and 3D printing to give Barbie a realistic shape and size. Lamm used measurements provided by the Center for Disease Control of the average 19 year-old American woman.

Valeria Lukyanova's deliberately plastic looks have garnered her fame and notoriety as the "Human Barbie." But while the 24-year-old with the bleach blonde hair and the impossibly thin waist really stands out, she's not unique.

Barbie has cold blood running through her coarse plastic veins. Greenpeace has accused the iconic American doll of being a murderer in a new video aimed at bringing awareness to the way Mattel packages the blonde bombshell.