We have to think there’s some kind of error with this color-coded map that displays average breast size by country, produced by Bild.de.

America’s coming in strong with at D-Cup status but Russia, Norway, Sweden, and Finland are clocking in ABOVE D-cup. Have you seen D-cups lately? They’re more than a handful, pun intended. Is it something in the water? The weather? Granted, it must suck to bundle up and brave the elements to get milk so maybe it’s possible they evolved to store more milk in their jugs? But then how come Greenland’s got Bs?

Would be interesting to see how the US of A would rank BEFORE plastic surgery arrived on the scene.

[Via HuffPo]

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