If there was an award for a "SOOOO Montana Crime" this would be the winner of 2015.

According to the Complete Sheet and CBS 3 in Great Falls:

37-year-old Levi Richeson of Helena, Montana got into an argument with his wife earlier this month.  See, he'd made a very simple request for her to drive him to a STRIP CLUB . . . and for some reason, she wouldn't do it.

The argument escalated, and Levi wound up grabbing a pair of ELK ANTLERS . . . and tried to STAB her with them.

Fortunately, he missed . . . and then he got a friend to drive him to the strip club.

The man was soon arrested for assault and partner-family member assault.