‘I Wanna Eat You Like a Bucket of Jo Jos’ – Funniest Missoula Craigslist Ad (This Week)

We've seen some wild Craigslist ads come out of Montana before, but this one is just crazy enough to share as well. 

The ad reads:

to the sexy piece of man-wich at rubys.... I want you. i want you to tickle my hiney while the birds watch. i want you to devour my fingers like chicken. most importantly, i want to feel your rock hard abs against my blubber-soft ta tas. you have the most masculine aura about you, and it drives me crazy. not to mention, you are so hilarious and hot. lets grab a bite at kfc or some other fancy place. if you buy, i'll bring the coupons.

Stop. Just stop right there. You had me at "blubber-soft ta tas". It's just too bad I'm not a man-wich, or work at Ruby's (cafe, I assume?). But hey, a man who likes it when birds watch him tickle hiney's can dream...right?