Nothing says true love like getting the name of the person you just met TATTED ACROSS YOUR ENTIRE FACE. Meet Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia, who was convinced by her new lover Rouslan Toumaniantz to scrawl 'Ruslan' all over her face in permanent ink.

Here's the kicker: The two met in a chat room, fell in love, and then began the irreversible ink work... all in less than 24 hours. Following the bloody procedure, they ran off to get married. Yeah. That just happened.

Here's hoping the two manage to tough it out together. We can't imagine her having much luck with future romance in her life.

What's the craziest thing you've done while hopelessly in love? While we are pretty sure this tops it, we'd still like to hear your story in the comments below.