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Craigslist Wanted: Emergency Double Front Chicken Run

Some Missoulians will go to some great lengths to seek nourishment, or so it seems…

Case in point: a recently posted Craigslist classified ad reveals that this local is certifiably desperate for arguably the best chicken in the city, and will do anything, even if it means inviting a random stranger into their homes after a run for the delicious crispy goodness.

In case you can’t read the semi-NSFW text, it reads:

Guys it’s freezing like a bitch outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little scooter can’t possibly make it to the downtown Double Front Chicken in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Double Front, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you’re not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I’ll pay in chicken and jojos. whatever. Seriously my desire for Double Front right now is totally unmanageable, so I’d probably even buy you a whole chicken if you asked nicely.

It’s clear that this Missoulian is in desperate need for some Double Front, and frankly, we don’t blame ’em.

HOWEVER, We’ve been duped on Craigslist in Missoula before

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