The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber is going to air on March 30th, but over the weekend was the taping. From what I hear it will take editors that long to make it playable on television. We all know Bieber is an easy target with as many stupid things he has done. So what were some of the funniest jokes of the night? Here are a few:

“Bieber has 10 million fans — most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.” - Kevin Hart

 

“Congratulations, Hannibal Buress. You are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him.” - Snoop Dogg

 

“I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.” - Ron Burgundy

 

“Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.” - Natasha Legerro

 

“A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn’t won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy.” -Jeff Ross

 

“Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.” - Hannibal Buress

 

“Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here.” - Hart

 

“Jeff Ross, you’re the only person on this dais making 95 percent of your yearly income today.” - Hannibal Buress

 

“Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road.” - Shaquille O’Neal

 

“Martha is so old, her first period was the renaissance.” - SNL’s Pete Davidson

 

“Justin, as a father of six, you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.” - O’Neal

 

“Chris D’Elia is here. He’s Justin’s favorite comedian. Wow. What an endorsement. That’s like being Shaq’s favorite poet.” - Ross

 

“I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of — you know, like Chris D’Elia.” - Martha Stewart

 

“Hannibal Buress is famous for exposing Cosby. He’s only famous for exposing Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby hurt those women without ever caring about the consequences … that Hannibal Buress would become famous.” - Davidson

 

“You are the King Joffrey of Pop.” -Ross

 

“All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.” - Legerro

 

“Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” - Ludacris

 

“He’s Justin Bieber’s favorite comic, which is why he has duh in the middle of his name.” - Hart, introducing Chris D’Elia

 

“Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney.” - D’Elia

 

“Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow.” - Legerro

 

“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.” - Bieber

 

Here is your last reminder, set your DVR now. This will be one roast that everyone will be talking about for a long time.