Patrick Bateman

Buttered Popcorn Vodka Even Has Orville Redenbacher Reaching For a Bucket
Vodka flavors are getting out of hand. We love buttered popcorn as much as the next guy – to the point where we always get the gigantic bucket at the movie theater despite our habit of overeating then fighting back vom-bombs – but, infusing that flavor into vodka will definitely have us …
Big-Boobed Bandit Uses Her ‘Skills’ to Rob a Gas Station
If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”)
This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia usi…
Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy
It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and …
21 Comic Book Characters Who Should Come Out of the Closet
In late May, DC Comics announced one of their major characters who was previously identified as ‘straight’ would officially change his sexual orientation to ‘gay’. The story attracted major media buzz, but as any comic book fanboy (or girl) will tell you, LGBT themes in mains…
Listen to a Hilarious ‘Clean’ Version of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
E. L. James’ trilogy “Fifty Shades of Grey” continues to create buzz almost a full year after its release. A couple weeks ago, it was banned by a library in Florida, causing soccer moms to kick up their crazy level. Then, innocent cutesy Disney Star Selena Gomez spoofed it with, ‘Fifty Shades of Blu…
Electric Daisy Carnival Brings Out The Crazy (Hot) Chicks
Electric Daisy Carnival is an annual electronic dance music festival that was originally held in Southern California from 1997 to 2010, then moved to Las Vegas in 2011, and expanded to MetLife Stadium in the Meadowlands of New Jersey in 2012. Talk about constant downgrades.
Crazy Sex Laws — 10 More You’re Probably Breaking Right Now
Back in early February, we told you about 10 crazy sex laws that actually exist. In that piece of journalistic excellence, we examined just where you CAN’T get away with porking fat animals, drinking, shooting your gun, or swearing while between the sheets. Crazy sex laws are fun for everyone,…