Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Megan Fox Basically Announces Her Retirement by Saying She’ll Only Take Clothed Roles Now
Oh pregnancy, the great equalizer. It turns Duchesses into vomiting messes, gives supermodels their first ounce of stomach fat ever -- and makes Megan Fox stop disrobing in her films.
What will she use to distract us from her poor acting skills now? Take up juggling?
Remember When Katt Williams Said He Was Retiring? Yeah, Never Mind.
A mere four days ago comedian Katt Williams tearfully retired from stand-up after his stay in Seattle went bad. And by "went bad" we mean the police did not appreciate him terrorizing families at a local restaurant.
Middle East Finally Unites Against a Common Enemy: Kim Kardashian
As if angering the Middle East with her tweets about the Israel-Palestine conflict weren't enough, Kim Kardashian set off protests in Bahrain on Saturday during her Millions of Milkshakes promotional tour.
How we wish that was a metaphor.
IRS to Lindsay Lohan: All Your Bank Accounts Are Belong to Us
As if being arrested (yet again) for punching psychics in the face wasn't enough tabloid fodder for Lindsay Lohan, the IRS has now seized all her bank accounts for an unpaid tax bill.
Thus giving "poor LiLo" a whole new meaning.
Steven Tyler Gives Nicki Minaj an Apology She Doesn’t Deserve [VIDEO]
Steven Tyler took to Canadian television to apologize to upcoming 'American Idol' judge Nicki Minaj for some comments he made that she took as racist even though no one in their right mind would.
Lindsay Lohan Owes Charlie Sheen $100k in Sexual Favors Now
Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have teamed up yet again, only this time it's not to have an incredibly awkward sex scene no one wants to see. These days, Sheen is helping Lohan pay off her taxes.
Sorry, Ladies – Serial Cheater Jesse James Is Off the Market. Temporarily, Of Course.
An inability to keep it in his pants led to a messy divorce from actress Sandra Bullock and the end of his engagement to celeb tattoo artist Kat Von D -- but for some reason, Jesse James is still a hit with the ladies.
And it looks like he's about to take yet another stroll down the aisle.
Jonah Hill Licks ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Channing Tatum [PHOTO]
When he's not arguing with news anchors on Twitter, Jonah Hill is celebrating his '21 Jump Street' co-star Channing Tatum's Sexiest Man Alive award by licking him.
Or rather, licking a copy of PEOPLE Magazine with Tatum on the cover. Semantics, people.
Like the Rest of Us, Selena Gomez Is ‘Repulsed’ by Miley Cyrus
As Beliebers everywhere continue to celebrate the break-up of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber with ritual dances to their various gods, news is trickling out about their first ever split over another girl.
No, it's not a Victoria Secret model who caused this one. It was supposedly Miley Cyrus.
Channing Tatum Will Be Crowned 2012’s Sexiest Man Alive. Probably.
A lot of factors go into choosing PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive -- everything from visibility in the media to how much handsome was bestowed upon you at birth. And, oh yeah, a rockin' bod definitely doesn't hurt.
But this year, the factors considered seemed to come down to one: The level of attractiveness while wearing a tie without a shirt and doing it beautifully. Which is probably why 'Ma
Oh, Look, Rihanna’s Topless Again [PHOTO]
After a night of partying at your own soiree dressed as a bride of marijuana, what's the etiquette for alerting the internet to the amount of fun and debauchery you had? Why, a topless photo, of course.
At least that would be your top answer if you were Rihanna.
StarDust: Chris Brown Proves He’s Still a Horrible Person + More
- Since Chris Brown can always be a more deplorable human being, rumors are now flying that he wants Rihanna to get a boob job because it would be “totally hot.” Dysfunction junction, that's your function.