Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kanye West Supposedly ‘Surprised’ Kim Kardashian by Announcing She’s Knocked Up [VIDEO]
Kanye West announced the pregnancy of girlfriend Kim Kardashian by stopping the painful auto-tune during his Dec. 30 show and referring to her as his “baby mama."
This also allegedly shocked Kim, who had to pretend she didn't know West was going to tell everyone about the little marketing opportunity growing in her uterus.
Jennifer Lopez Can’t Prove She Was Blackmailed, Won’t Get $20 Million She Doesn’t Need
Looks like Jennifer Lopez won't be awarded $20 million she likely couldn't collect anyway after she sued her former chauffeur for blackmailing her -- because her suit was dismissed by a judge on Dec. 21.
Britney Spears Might Get Fired for Being Even More Boring Than the ‘X Factor’
It's been a rough few weeks for Britney Spears. She's the target of a ridiculous lawsuit, her mentee Carly Rose Sonenclar lost the 'X Factor' because LeAnn Rimes is a pathetic mess, and now she's being fired from her gig as a judge on the talent show.
Private Investigator Claims Whitney Houston Was Murdered, Finds Lost City of Atlantis
Stop us if you've heard this one before: Paul Huebl, a “top Hollywood private investigator,” has video evidence that Whitney Houston was murdered and has given all his findings to the FBI. And, of course, the National Enquirer.
StarDust: Ryan Gosling Shows Off His Impossible God-Like Abs + More
- Hey girl, let Ryan Gosling show you some amazing abs that may or may not be his.
No, Ben Affleck Isn’t Running for Office. Yet.
Despite rumors to the contrary, 'Argo' director Ben Affleck is not vying for a senate seat just yet.
Jessica Simpson Confirms the Pregnancy Everyone Knew About Already [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Pretty much everyone already knew that Jessica Simpson blew her deal with Weight Watchers by getting herself knocked up again mere minutes after shedding the weight she gained from her first pregnancy earlier this year.
But for those of you who didn't know, now you have your confirmation.
Chris Brown Is Just as Sick of the Rihanna-Karrueche Tran Drama as the Rest of Us
Poor widdle Chris Brown is so exhausted after smoking all that weed and performing during his Carpe Diem tour, but mostly he's exhausted by the never-ending speculation love triangle between himself, Rihanna and Karrueche Tran.
We never thought we'd say this, and it could be the warning signs of that apocalypse that never was, but we kind of agree with Chris Brown. We know, we're scared too.
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Katt Williams Is Getting Pretty Used to Those Handcuffs by Now
Maybe Katt Williams should just get his own pair of custom-fitted handcuffs and wear them all the time to spare cops the trouble.
This time around, he was detained by police outside of a Subway “restaurant” on Dec. 20 for parking too close to a fire hydrant, and in response, he's now playing the race card.
Kesha’s Pants Go Up in Flames as She Says She Was ‘Forced’ to Sing ‘Die Young’
After last week's tragic Sandy Hook school shooting in Newton, Conn., Kesha's youth anthem 'Die Young' began slowly disappearing from radio playlists. And the singer herself has now weighed in on the controversy -- albeit with a bizarre explanation.
Britney Spears Tops Forbes’ List of Highest Earning Female Musicians
Don't call it a comeback. Except do -- because Britney Spears has once again reclaimed her throne as the Queen of Pop, raking in more money this year than her fellow female singers.
And you thought that downward spiral into head-shaving and shoelessness spelled her demise.
Taylor Swift Recreates ‘Dirty Dancing’ Lift With Harry Styles [PHOTO]
Every morning when Taylor Swift wakes up, she opens the windows of her cottage, gives a little whistle, and all the woodland creatures fly in and help her get dressed. After she's let down her hair for new beau Harry Styles, they sing each other ballads before recreating scenes from 'Dirty Dancing.'
We're sorry, Patrick Swayze. We are so so sorry.