Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Justin Bieber Gropes a Fan Who May Have Literally Asked For It [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber wants you to know he's growing up. Not only has he been smoking weed and flashing his ass on the internet, now he's going to second base with his tween fanbase, too.
Chris Brown Accused of Assaulting Frank Ocean Over a Parking Space. That Sounds About Right.
Chris Brown's quest to convince us he's the music world's biggest jerk continues, this time by being investigated for assault against singer Frank Ocean. Over a parking space.
Come now, children. If you're going to play together, you'll have to learn how to share.
Adele Will Make Her Triumphant Return to the Stage to Perform ‘Skyfall’ at the Oscars
She's already made her first public appearance since giving birth to her mystery-named baby to snag a Best Original Song win at the Golden Globes (to the delight of many and the chagrin of one), and now Adele will sing at the Oscars in her first onstage performance since becoming a mom.
Conan O’Brien Reveals Kim Kardashian + Kanye West’s Fetus Is Currently On the Lam [VIDEO]
After finding out its parents were attentionwhore Kim Kardashian and self-possessed rapper Kanye West, the Kimye-created fetus was so distraught that it burst out of its amniotic prison and ran away to greener pastures -- placenta and all.
At least according to a twisted and hilarious hypothetical presented by Conan O'Brien. And man, we wish we'd been in the writer's room when they came up with T
Charlie Brown Voice Actor Arrested on Stalking Charges. Argh!
Peter Robbins, the now 56-year-old child actor who once voiced Charlie Brown in all those 'Peanuts' cartoons, was recently arrested in San Diego on five felony charges, including one count of stalking and four counts of threats to cause death and bodily harm.
Good grief, bro.
Celebrity Plastic Surgery – Before and After
Since the fountain of youth is a myth perpetrated by that silly fictional adventurer Ponce de León, Hollywood celebrities must rely on plastic surgeons to help them keep their youthful appearances. Or at least try to.
Kelly Clarkson, James Taylor + Beyonce Perform at President Obama’s 2013 Inauguration [VIDEOS]
President Barack Obama, our 44th president, has been sworn in for his second term, and the inauguration was exactly the star-studded occasion we've come to expect from our celeb-popular Commander-in-Chief.
Case in point: Musical performances included James Taylor singing 'America the Beautiful,' followed by Kelly Clarkson's rendition of 'America (My Country 'Tis of Thee),' and Beyonce wrapping thi
Lady Gaga’s ‘Gun Rack’ Ignites the Ire of Pretty Much Everyone [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Lady Gaga is a controversial celebrity who sometimes whips up controversy on purpose (e.g., wearing a meat dress) and sometimes literally falls backasswards into it (see her recent wardrobe malfunction).
What we have here is the former: Gaga gave new meaning to term "gun rack" when she took the stage in Vancouver last weekend wearing a bra adorned with plastic rifles.
Nicki Minaj’s ‘Wig Stylist’ Quits Over ‘Creative Differences.’ Or Because She’s Cray.
After a three-year partnership, Nicki Minaj's hair stylist (read: weave and wig stylist) has moved on to tease and spray fake Christmas tree snow on other celebrities who will allow him to properly express his art. Seems Minaj just didn't understand his deep dark wig-making soul.
Wanna Rent Lindsay Lohan’s Last Home? Bring Cash. And Maybe an Exorcist. [PHOTOS]
Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay the rent on her home and has since been evicted (or she's just relocating to New York, as her rep would have us believe) -- and you can profit from her misfortune.
Of course by "profit" we mean "live in a house that reeks of lost opportunity and flop sweat."
Heidi Klum Launches a Million More Fantasies by Talking About Her Adventurous Sex Life
After divorcing her husband of seven years (which is a lifetime in Hollywood years) in April, supermodel Heidi Klum is ready to break out the whips, nipple clips and candle wax with her new bodyguard beau. Because her ex Seal was just so repressed, you guys.
Honey Boo Boo May Someday Be the Richest Redneck Since the Beverly Hillbillies
Say what you will about Honey Boo Boo and company, but despite the fact that they may cause celebrity car accidents, think ketchup and tomato sauce are the same thing and are convinced that vegetarians can't eat mayonnaise, they may be smarter than you think.
Case in point: Family matriarch Mama June has wisely set up trust funds for all five of her children/grandchildren.