Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Thanks to Jimmy Fallon, Here’s Brian Williams Unwittingly Rapping ‘Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang’ [VIDEO]
Thanks to the magic of editing, anything is possible. Yes, even NBC anchor Brian Williams rapping the opening to Snoop Dogg's 'Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang' without his knowledge -- but with a healthy assist from Jimmy Fallon and his staff, who were able to make the clip come to life by piecing together key words from Williams' various reports.
But it may not have even been necessary to go behind Brian
Beyonce + Jay-Z Ask ‘CBS This Morning’ to Tell Everyone She Isn’t Pregnant
To put an end to the rumors that Beyonce is pregnant, she and her husband Jay-Z's teams reached out to CBS, and its morning show's co-anchor Gayle King gave the audience a special message from the couple.
Specifically? Neither star is pregnant.
Beyonce + Jay-Z Are Reportedly Expecting Their Second Baby
The "Beyonce is preggers" rumors have been pretty rampant lately, especially when she cancelled a recent concert due to alleged dehydration and exhaustion -- but a source close to the couple revealed it may not be fiction after all.
Rihanna Designed Her River Island Collection for All Your Fat and/or Sexy Days [VIDEO]
You may have heard of Rihanna's not-so-well-received fashion line River Island, but what you may not know is that RiRi herself designed everything -- because apparently retail clothing isn't sexy enough, and sometimes you just want something comfy to wear on fat days.
Jessica Simpson Is Pissed That Nick Lachey Made a Butt-Grabbing Joke About Her Dad
Jessica Simpson, who hasn't spoken to her ex-husband Nick Lachey in six years, is reportedly furious that Lachey went on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live' and told anyone with cable that Joe Simpson used to grab his ass at family functions.
See, it's funny because it totally might be true.
Paris Hilton Tells David Letterman She’s Glad She’s Not a Lohan [VIDEO]
Paris Hilton was on 'Late Night With David Letterman' on May 2 (promoting herself, as usual) when talk turned to the Lohan clan and Paris' revolving-door love life.
StarDust: If You Ask Katy Perry’s Dad, He’ll Tell You She’s Basically the Antichrist + More
- Katy Perry's dad calls her the "devil child" and urges everyone to pray for her soul.
If You Want a Comic Book About Lindsay Lohan’s Misadventures, You’re Finally in Luck [PHOTOS]
Things you'd never thought you'd hear but now you have: Lindsay Lohan's biographical comic book is now available.
Ellen DeGeneres Goes Totally Meta, Interviews ‘SNL’ Ellen Impersonator Kate McKinnon [VIDEO]
Talented 'Saturday Night Live' player Kate McKinnon joined the cast in 2012. And while she's done many impressions, the one that tickled its muse most was Ellen DeGeneres, who invited McKinnon onto her show to ape her in front of a live audience.
Weed Unsurprisingly Found on Justin Bieber’s Tour Bus in Sweden
As Justin Bieber continues the European leg of his tour -- leaving a trail of abandoned monkeys and painful guest book signings in his wake -- it seems the stench of pot coming from his tour bus in Stockholm caught the attention of Swiss authorities and caused them to have a closer look-see.
StarDust: Kat Von D and Deadmau5 Are Having an Underwater Themed Wedding + More
- Kat Von D and DJ Deadmau5's wedding is inspired by an octopus-man.
Former ‘90210’ Star Ian Ziering Is Now a Chippendales Dancer
Ian Ziering, who played Steve for a decade on Aaron Spelling's '90s hit 'Beverly Hills, 90210,' has fulfilled a lifelong dream: becoming a Chippendales dancer. (We're pretty sure that was the goal of the dude who invented penicillin too.)
The 49-year-old actor will take the stage June 6 in Las Vegas as the guest headliner for the all-male revue. So, ladies and gentlemen of a certain persuasion, ge