Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Gotye Takes Home Record of the Year for ‘Somebody That I Used to Know’ at the 2013 Grammys
As the 2013 Grammys begin winding down, the biggest awards start to be handed out, and Record of the Year is certainly no exception.
Mariah Carey’s Ex Tommy Mottola Admits to Controlling Nature
Well, at least there are some honest people in the world? We're attempting to look at the bright side of things here.
Tommy Mottola, Mariah Carey's ex-husband and onetime manager, hasn't exactly denied accusations that he's "controlling" and "a Svengali," as Carey was once quoted as saying...
Who Was the Top Played Artist of 2012?
Katy Perry sure has a lot to be proud of in 2012!
Not only has the singer had her hottest year in music since her debut, she was crowned 'Hottest Woman' by Men's Health Magazine and was recently named the victor of the most played artist on the radio last year!
Is Britney Spears Going to Bollywood?
Britney Spears has proven she can attempt to do it all: sing, act (remember 'Crossroads'?), and judge on 'X Factor.' But now it appears as if she's about to tackle Bollywood. But is it true?
Carly Rae Jepsen Is Named Favorite New Artist of the Year at the 2012 American Music Awards
Have you caught your breath after Pink's performance of 'Try' yet? No? Good, because the Backstreet Boys are on hand to award the New Artist of the Year statue to Carly Rae Jepsen at the 2012 American Music Awards. And they are looking fiiiine.
Jay-Z + Beyonce Lose ‘Blue Ivy’ Trademark Battle
Uh oh, it looks like Jay-Z and Beyonce, basically America's answer to royalty, can't always get what they want!
After the birth of their daughter Blue Ivy way back in January -- my how time flies -- the new parents immediately decided to try and trademark their newborn's name, most likely to prevent businesses from using the retail friendly moniker.
Christina Aguilera Says Not Wearing Panties Gives Power to Her Ladybits [VIDEO]
In a stunning (it's not stunning) revelation, Christina Aguilera told the world that she doesn't wear panties. Ever.
Thanks, Xtina. Now we can't get that image out of our heads. Ever.
Kanye West Snaps After Paparazzo Asks About Reggie Bush [PHOTOS]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian -- dressed in something demure, as usual -- were out and about in Miami on Sunday night when they had a near run-in with her ex, football player Reggie Bush, and his newly-pregnant girlfriend.
And because the paparazzi recognize an explosive (read: lucrative) situation when they see it, they poked a few sticks in the cage. You know, just for fun.