Attempted Thief Leaves With Stomach Ache

This thief got exactly what he deserved! A thief from Western Australia got sick last week after siphoning raw sewage from an RV. The man was trying to siphon gas out of the Winnebago when he accidentally inserted his siphon into the waste tank instead of the gas tank. The man began sucking what he thought was fuel through the line. He ingested some of the waste before getting sick and fleeing.

Hahaha! Obviously this thief doesn't realize how low gas prices are right now.